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Square Pie Guys

All pizzas come with a cheddar cheese edge and mozzarella cheese. All pizzas available 6-cut or 8-cut upon request. All cheese on pizza is vegetarian! Make it dairy free +2 | make it gluten free +3 no other modifications or substitutions

PIZZA

DA GRUBBY PIE
white sauce, pickled jalapenos, gochujang bbq chicken, finished with alabama white sauce, green onions, and a dusting of spicy sesame seeds
$24.00
LEMON PEPPER PIE
white sauce, crispy fried chicken, lemon pepper seasoning, topped with ranch + scallions - bright and zesty in all the right ways.
$23.50
THE PEPPERONI
our pepperoni: red sauce, 48 pepperonis
$23.50
THE BIG VON
white sauce, italian sausage, pepperoni, mike's hot honey
$24.50
MUSH-O-RONI
red sauce, mushrooms, pepperoni, mike's hot honey, grated grana cheese
$24.00
PLANT SUPREME
truly supreme flavor bomb for the veggie forward folks - mushrooms, sliced kalamata olives, marinated red peppers, sliced grilled red onions, grated grana cheese, red sauce, mozz, cheddar edge
$23.50
ELLEN SUPREME
vodka sauce, pepperoni, italian sausage, grilled red onions, marinated red peppers, and mushrooms
$24.50
HOW MUSH-ROOM
white sauce, mushrooms, grated grana cheese
$23.00
REGULAR SQUARE
our plain cheese with basil: red sauce, fresh mozzarella, grated grana cheese
$20.00
THE HAWAIIAN
vodka sauce, pineapple, pickled jalapeños, cupping pepperonis, mozzarella, topped with grated grana cheese and green onions
$24.50
SPICY PEPPERONI
vodka sauce, loaded with 48 cupping pepperonis, pickled jalapeños, finished with our signature spicy ranch.
$24.50
BUFFALO CHICKEN
buffalo parm sauce, crispy buffalo chicken,ranch and buffalo sauce drizzle, and green onions. your tastebuds will thank you.
$23.50

CREATE YOUR OWN $19.50

choose 1 sauce, up to 2 finishes, and up to 4 toppings

TO BUILD YOUR CUSTOM SQUARE.
Choose 1 Pizza Sauce
red, white, vodka
CHOOSE YOUR MEAT
italian sausage, pepperoni, herb chicken, beyond meat, crispy chicken (GF), bbq chicken
$2 each
CHOOSE YOUR VEGGIES
cherry tomatos, mushrooms, sliced kalamata olives, marinated red peppers, red grilled onions, pickled jalapeños, pineapples
$1 each
CHOOSE YOUR FINISH
spicy ranch, ranch, hot honey, green onions, grated grana cheese, torn basil, hot honey
$1 each

GREENS + WINGS + MORE

HOUSE SALAD
a bed of romaine lettuce, carrots, tomatoes, brioche croutons, green onions, with grated grana cheese and red wine vinaigrette
$11.50
CHILLED BOWL SALAD
kale & romaine, shaved brussel sprouts, cherry tomato, spicy sunflower seeds, marinated garbanzo beans, with tomato garlic vinaigrette
$14
KALE CAESAR
kale & romaine, cherry tomato, brioche crouton, grated grana cheese, with green goddess dressing
$13
HOT HONEY BUFFALO WINGS
six all natural jumbo hot honey buffalo chicken wings, with carrot sticks and choice of blue cheese or ranch (GF)
$15
SZECHUAN WINGS
six all natural jumbo chicken wings, house szechuan dry fried, scallion, with cilantro lime crema (GF)
$15
BUFFALO WINGS
six all natural jumbo chicken wings, with carrot sticks and choice of blue cheese or ranch (GF)
$15
LEMON PEPPER WINGS
six all natural jumbo chicken wings with lemon pepper seasoning, scallions with carrot sticks and ranch (GF)
$15
PLAIN WINGS
six all natural jumbo wings, extra crispy, scallions with carrot sticks and ranch (GF)
$15

*Please note the green goddess dressing contains anchovies. We respectfully decline add on requests, modifications, and swaps. Thank you

*We are not a certified gluten-free facility. Our gluten free dough has trace amounts of dairy. If you have a severe allergy or have celiac disease, we recommend seeking other dining options.

SIDES

CRISPY BRUSSELS
california brussels sprouts, halved then cooked till crispy, tossed in our house szechuan dry rub, served with our cilantro lime crema
$13.00
FRIES
with ketchup | make them garlic fries (contains dairy) +1
$6.50
CHEESY BREAD
with a side or red sauce (Can be made vegan) | Make it Dairy Free +2 | Make it Gluten Free +3
$9
GARLIC CHEESY BREAD
with a side or red sauce (Can be made vegan) | Make it Dairy Free +2 | Make it Gluten Free +3
$11

DIPPIN' SAUCES

RANCH$1.40
CILANTRO-LIME CREMA$1.40
MIKE'S HOT HONEY$1.40
SIDE OF RED SAUCE$3
GREEN GODDESS DRESSING$1.40
TOMATO GARLIC VIN.$1.40
RED WINE VIN.$1.40
BLUE CHEESE$1.40
SPICY RANCH$1.40
BUFFALO SAUCE$4.00
BBQ SAUCE$1.40
ALABAMA WHITE SAUCE$1.40

SWEETS

SQUARE COOKIE
freshly baked chocolate chip cookie with white chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles topped with a sprinkle of flaky maldon salt (GF).
$9
SQUARE BROWNIE
warm and melty brownie with white chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles topped with a sprinkle of flaky maldon salt.
$12
ICE CREAM PINTS
Double Rainbow local ice cream: Square "Pint" Guys, French Vanilla, It's a Goody Ice Cream, Mango Tangerine Sorbet, Strawberry Cheesecake
$10

DRINKS

BEER

(beer offerings vary by location)

SOFT DRINKS

(drink offerings vary by location)

WINE

(wine offerings vary by location)